...My story begins on Thursday night, now everyone who has to work friday knows full well the going out on a thursday night is rather stupid, there is the wonderful propsect of working 9-5 the next day, whilst possibly hung over.

But not me, I don't do hang overs, or rather I didn't untill thursday, but then I have never been that drunk in my life before.

My night of drinking started 90 minutes befroe the rest of my colleagues turned up, was a cracking niht out had by all, and it was great to see some old faces.

Anyways I didn't eat thursday and didnt sleep much the night before, thats cheating in the drinking game and my drink consumption that night consisted of the following.

2 Bottles of water
1 Pint glass of water
1 Glass of coke

I'm such a good boy....................oh ok here is the rest.

5 x vodka and coke
4 x double vodka and coke
1 Bottle of reef
2 bottles of smirnoff ice
1 pint of strongbow
8 shots of sambuca
2 shots of aftershock.

I was ok untill I got home, stuggled to lock the door because I couldnt find the key hole, made a glass of water fell down the 3 flights of stairs to my bedroom, without spilling any water i might add, struggled to get undressed, then decided I had to be sick because i might be sick in my sleep and die so after forcing mself to be sick, I read my text messages then dropped my phone in the bucket of sick by my bed and left it there untill morning *yuk* anyways needless to say the phone is well and truley on its last legs now but im geting a new one for xmas.

Friday was not fun, I went through stages of head aches, feeling sick and actually still feeling sick 26 hours after i started drinking when I picked my Girl Friend up form the train station. I don't think she was too impressed but still found it funny.